525,600 minutes. Thanks to that movie Rent I know that's how many minutes are in a year.
However, I think that could just as easily measure it in any other number of ways with far more tangible numbers.
5 trips to Home Depot just to try and stop the toilet from running.
30 loads of laundry.
60 trips to the grocery store.
200 bottles of bourbon.
300 episodes of the Columbo.
1,400 times listened to Cream of Clapton and Spotlight on Lucille.
3,650 moments of self-doubt.
I know, I know, lists are silly and that last number is way too low. Maybe the song was right. 525,600 sounds a bit closer.